bug memory...

one memory that happened with a bug actually happened yesterday. when i got home from school, i started doing homework on the computer,and my mom was cleaning. she came into the back room, where the computer was, and me. she saw a stinkbug, and she screamed. she ran to get a paper towel to kill it and she got ready to kill it. i was helping by holding open the curtain it was hiding behind, and my mom thrusted her hand at it. the bug flew away, my mom yelled, and fell onto the ground. her leg got stuck in a table stool, and her head hit a table in the room. she thought she almost got a concussion, and i helped her by getting an ice pack, killing the bug, and helping her up. I hat stinkbugs.

furniture...

there is one piece of furniture in my house that has a story behind it. it is a piano that the guy who pays piano at my church plays. His name is Mr. Charnick, to me, and he came and talked to my parents one Sunday. He said that he had a whole piano, and he was willing to give it to us, for free! my brother and sister were both learning how to play, so we accepted, and he brought it to me the next day. it had been payed in our church a lot of times, and it was now it my house. i have payed it many times, and my family is glad to have this piece from our church in our house. the only bad thing is that my mother broke the chair that went with the piano, but now we have a different chair.

worst movie...

the worst movie I have ever seen was all the movies that the mystery science theater 3000 review/ watched. the first of their movies that i saw was a movie with science in it, i forget what the movie was about, but the reviewers were funny in it. I watched it when i went to my friend's house, it was a couple of years ago, and i went over because we wanted to play! He asked me what i wanted to do and i said play a game, so we started playing monopoly, but he didnt have all the properties so we just stopped playing. then we went to watch a movie. I chose the mystery science theater movie because i never saw it before, and it was very funny. ever since then i have seen a couple of them, and all the movies they reviewed were the worst movies ever.

day in a park...

Life is like a slide. you start off stable on the ground. then you start climbing the ladder. it rising you up in your life, from learning and growing up. you may slip off and then have to start over but then you eventually find yourself at the highest point. The you feel so powerful, higher than everyone else. and then you have a choice. you can go back down the ladder and start over, or you could simply slide down the slide. Thus watching your life fly past you, until finally THUD! Your back to the beginning. down, stable, and back on the ground.

cute but vicious...

something that appears very cute is my sister, but she is very vicious on the inside. her mind is like a ticking bomb, just waiting to explode. she is made to lie about anything, no matter what the consequence, and she is wired to do everything bad, and blame me for it. She screams like a madman, even in public, and it is embarrassing for my whole family, especially my parents. But we love her just the same.

hard to breath...

it was a wonderful day in my neighborhood, the sun was out and burning down on all of us. My neighbor was nice enough to let me swim in their pool, so i did. Later after a little bit of swimming, we stopped to eat. I didnt want to eat anything, so i just went onto their swings. I was swinging pretty high, and i want to jump off, so i did. my foot got stuck on the swing, and i fell right on my chest and something happened with my lungs, and i could breath. I was gasping for m breath, and everyone came to help, and i gained my breath befor i passed out. i dont like those swings anymore.

Haunted House...

the first thing that comes to my mind when someones says haunted house i think of the haunted house at rehobeth beach. I went to the beach all the time, and whenever we went i was too afraid to go on the ride, until someone dragged me onto it. with my little sister, and very young cousin. I was a little scared in the beginning, but t wasn't that bad. but the both of them were yelling and screaming and crying the whole time, i felt bad for them. I can now ride it whenever i want, and it is actually funny now, because of all the horribly made monsters and non-scary things.

Hardest piece...

the hardest thing i probably had to write was the writing piece that we had to write to get into cab, on the spot. We had to write our own twist on a holiday, and when i got there nothing came to mind. it took me at least 10 minutes to think of a decent topic. I wrote about Christmas, and it had aliens in it. it was a horrible story, but i still got into cab for high school, so my portfolio must have made up for it. And i spent the entire time writing, until she said "Stop Writing!" but, thankfully, i was finished.

more time...

if i could have more time with someone in the world i would choose to have more time with my grandfather, my moms dad. He is not dead yet, but he is pretty sick. i dont get to see him much, but the times i do its good to see him. he has memory loss, and he cant drink much, so he forgets that he drank something and then gets agry when he gets yelled at for drinking more. so i would like to spend more time with him.

scary movie...

the scariest movie that i have ever saw was actually not a movie. it was actually a web series called "Marble hornets," it is about a film that a kid named Alex was making for his school. He dropped the project after acting weird and seeing strange things. we find out that Alex's friend asked Alex for the tapes that Alex took, so Alex gave the clips to him, and the friend finds out the creepy figures were real. then they start following him and he tries to run, but that doesn't help. the creatures are called slenderman and masky, masky is a guy who pops out of nowhere and wears a creepy mask, while a slenderman is a tall skinny creature who wears a suit, lives in the Forrest, and stalks people until he comes to kill them, unless they have $20.00...

project MP4...

the magazines that i may do are

• cooking
• gaming
• kids magazine (nick, disney,etc.)
• gun magazine
• paintball magazine
• car magazine

I am probably going to do the gun magazine and the kid magazine, to show the "variety" of magazines I would "model" for...HAHAHAHA!!

One of a Kind

"Hey dude, check this out!" my friend said to me. he then proceeded by pulling something out of his pocket. it was a small gem that was connected to a string. he said it was a pendulum, and it was the only of its kind. I pulled one of the same right out of my pocket. He was surprised and a bit astonished. He yelled at me," how did you get that?!" I told him that the store across the street was giving a million of them away. he was very peeved at this fact, because he bought his off of the Internet for $99.99. We both ran across the street to see how many people got them and who was giving them away. We found out that all of them were gone, and the guy who goes by the name Bob was selling burgers and giving a free one of these pendulums to all of his customers, so my friend bought some food and got a free pendulum. he was now the only person in the world with two pendulums!

monument

I would build a monument to the creator of pong. I would make a giant pong game, made out of the controller of pong. I respect that man so much, because he created the most important game of all time, the first! and i believe that everyone should praise him. now with all the war shooting games that are out now. and people still play games that are alike to pong, well now they look all weird with all the colors and music in the background, but they are still the same game. i believe that everyone in the whole world should worship pong and the creator! ALL HAIL PONG!!

value...

something that i had when i was little that i would die for was my pacifiers. i had a lot, and remember this was when I was 3-5 years old, i brought them everywhere. in the house, in the car, even at a restaurant and my grandparents. i had them in my mouth all the time. they aren't worth anything now, mostly because my mom cut them up and threw them away. also i still have bits of my blankets that i kept since i was a baby, but those only have sentimental value, to me.

the door must be closed...

This door needs to be closed! why is it open! it is not to keep things out, it is used to keep things in... last year, we had a failed expirement, we didnt know at first, but it killed ten of our men, before we contained it. We injected one of the armys soldiers with a serium, it was supposed to make him into a super soldier, but the soldier went to a zombie type state. then we put him into confinement, until you opened the dang door!! now the soldier is going to DESTROY US ALL!!!

flash story idea...

Because of the hype last year about zombies, I think ours should be about aliens! I think that it should start on a farm, with the farmer and friends, and animals surrounding and inspecting a crop circle. then alien spaceships come out of nowhere and beam up their cows! then they land, come out of their spacecraft, and start shooting their Lazar beams. the farmers luckily have a haybail between them and the zombies, and luckily bobby Joe brought along his mega spread shotgun. Them he shoots the aliens dead and jacks their spaceship!

Theres no I in Dream...

Hes falling. Just like in all of his dreams, andrew is falling. Still falling. Oh, well here comes the ground. its made of...Trampolines? well, guess he has to live. Now he is walking. Ha ha, he fell into my trap, no he can not get out. he is in a dark room, he has no idea whats going on. He now sees his friends,and family. Now they are burning to death! Muahahahahah. well now he is sad, he sees his friend in the distance. Every time andrew walks towards his friend, he gets further and further. the person speaking is a dream eater, who snuck into andrews house, and is destroying his dreams! hahahah!

Nonchild...

Today is my first job interview! i am so nervous. I can't even believe i got the opportunity to get this job, what with the economy and all. hello, i am billy smith, I am seven years old and people call me a boy genius. I know all the kinds of etiquette there is, like for eating and wearing a suit and others. I went through college in a year, and before that my schooling only lasted 5 years. I don't have many friends, because they tell me that i need to "act like a kid once in a while," but why act like a kid when you have all this knowledge! oh, who needs friends anyway, I am just happy with myself and who i am, that's all that matters. well, gotta run, time for that interview!

The Clown...

I fear the clown,
The clown makes me frown,
People think its funny,
To them its just like a bunny,
But i screem and yell,
When I hear their bell,
To signal to come outside,
Just to come and terrify.

Clown Car Haiku

The car is so small,
It fits multiple scary clowns,
I fear all of them.

SheepWolf...

Today i am getting revenge. i am getting revenge on the wolf that dressed as a sheep and killed my men, 1 by 1. He killed George, Steven and even general Bob. I have scavenged enough items from my farmers house, and i made a makeshift wolf costume. I am now walking through the wolf infested fields. All of the wolves are waving! my disguise is working! I am up to the head wolf now, I am right behind him, about to strike. I grabbed the pitchfork i brought with me and i stabbed him in the back. I am now the leader of the wolves! I don't want this! so i tore off my costume and all of the wolves feared me! now the wolves fear us, the sheep!

Disaster...

Today, there was an earthquake warning on the radio. I just ignored it because they are always fake. but my theory was wrong. When I went to school everyone was extra tired and seemed to be dragging along. Then, all of a sudden, the whole school shook. Everyone woke up and ran outside. There was a giant gap tthrough the whole courtyard, and went on for what we could see forever. Of course, they let us out of school and everyone, of course got into traffic, but no one fell into the crack, thankfully. I lived across the street, so i went home to see my family. they were all inside watching the television. I asked whats up, and they told me alll about it. "Today, the world will die." I yelled "what?!" they told me all that was happening. they said that because of the date, 2012, the world was ending. I said it was just a joke they were playing on me, so i walked out the door and started falling. I saw a light at the end of this hole, i thought that it was the earths core, but i heard a voice. it was yelling at me to wake up, and the light flashed on and off, then i woke up. "ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!" my mom yelled at me.

No going back...

This isn't much of a story, but it is a story. Its a story about a story. this story consists of two stories, that converge into one complete story. it is a story about a time machine. So this story begins with a man, his name was bob. bob buckham. Ever since he was a child, he dreamed about time machines. he started building one when he was only very little. he found out that that one didn't work, so all through his life, he learned about technology and science. And now, 30 years of hard work has finnaly, maybe payed off. He has now made the perfect time machine. "I now made the perfect time machine!" bob yelled out. Now, to test it. Bob jumped in, forgetting all safty percausions, R.I.P Bob. What bob forgot to add into his time machine was to choose where he wanted to go, so he went all the way back to the volcano in pompai, and we know this because we found his dead body, cremated from the volcano.

Bird Eggs...

One day i was walking down the street and i saw two lonely trees, acros form each other. I saw that there were nests with an egg in each. i also saw a bench near the trees. I sat on the bench and waited. i was waiting for a bird to come by and claim their nest. no bird came. it must have been a couple hours, so i grabbed both the nests and took them home. I took both of the eggs and put them in one of the nests. then i got a tiny sign, and wrote lost and found on it. then i put the sign on the nest and put the whole nest onto one of the trees next to that bench. now they are together.

Hardest thing ever...

My dad is driving me to toys R us. I hope we are getting a good one. of course I am talking about my first bike! it is going to be awesome. We are in the bike section now there are big bikes, small bikes, even tiny bikes you use your hand to ride, like tech decks. I found the one. It is red with yellow and orange neon flames on it! it looks Epic! okay the bike is sitting next to me in the car and i can not wait until i get to ride it. I am at home now, putting my helmet on, i am so excited! I am not excited anymore, i have exactly 3 cuts and they all hurt. I don't want to ride a bike ever again in my whole entire life!

Best Idea...

I believe that an idea that changed the whole, entire world was the thought of war. I want to get a time machine and go back in time, and murder the man who thought of war. War was pretty much the worst invention/thought in the world. Wars are also a big part of the world, the civil war, vietnam, Iraq. Also wars change a lot of things, like our independence from england. And another thing, war is usually the end of arguments, and it usually goes too far.

The war...

The war that I survived wasn't much of a war, but it was a conflict. It was me trying out for Cab high school. It was a long and hard thing to do, I had to make everything perfect, I had to edit almost everything, and I had to create a lot of works. It was fun, but it was also very hard. I saw a lot of other kids portfolios, and most of them seemed better than mine, which made me think that I would lose this "war." The day of the tryouts we went to the class and we had to write a story, make a graphic piece, or do something with a website. I chose the story, and i thought i did a great job. I then had to wait. I had to wait three months. three long months. but i waited it out, and i found out that i got into cab! that was an important "war" I "survived."

Memory...

there is one memory that i would like to forget about, and it was very creepy to me. It was a show about paranormal activity, and it was on Discovery channel. It was in this familys house in the show and there was some paranormal activity of things moving and such, but the weirdest part was of the son. the son, as in the familys child, was doing horrible things, like hitting his parents and, peeing in his closet. his parents asked him why he did those things, and the son said "he told me to." his mom wanted to know who "he" was, so she went into his sons room and this thing that just looked, creepy came into the screen and screamed at the mother, then i turned off the show, and had nightmares about it for a while. that is what i would like to forget.

forgetting...

I always forget to remember things, and this article is about one of those times. it is a bit of a sad story, my mother one week left the house, for a week. She told me on the phone that she was sending our dog to the local kennel, so i said okay, and we said goodbye and she left. I then began doing whatever I wanted. Mostly just sitting and watching T.V. I lost my phone and I tried to find it, but I couldn't. Also my house phones were changing systems. I had no way to contact anybody. that week I heard barking noises throughout the week, but I thought it was just the neighborhood dogs. Its now the end of the week, and I found my phone. I opened it and there were about 70 messages from my mom. they were mostly just saying what she was doing and saying goodnight. but then there were 15 voice messages from here, reminding me to feed the dog. I ran to the back room and I smelled a horrible smell. I opened my dogs cage, hoping it to be empty. There was my dog, lying there, skinny as heck and dehydrated. I picked him up, grabbed some food water and the keys to my car and drove to the vet. while driving I gave him a lot of water and food. I got to the vet with my dog, and they took him. they said he would be better, but not for another couple of months.

Person's Voice...

Last week the class president for my class had a speech, it didn't really mean much to me, but it really seems to have changed the school. He said something about "all the classes being 'revamped,' " I really had no idea what that meant, but for all of my classes so far, we have been in different rooms. he also mentioned how we were going to be a "cleaner" school, and now we are getting new hand sanitizer dispensers and the bathrooms are much much more cleaner. Its amazing what peoples voices can do, they could literally "change the world!"

Bad Food...

Mmmm... spinach! it tastes soo good! slipping down my mouth. It looks the best too on my plate too. Just a descutingly good blob of slimey green on my plate, it is soo good. It is also so good with sweet, bitter prune juice. Mmmm...

cavemen government...

Today is a good day in the world of earth. we has created the first govrnment! let gods write in sand who leader is. Uugh got chosen. I hate Uugh. he made us give our precious rocks for him to do nothing with. it is stoopid. He also kept all of the shiney yellow things in his cave. Oh, another bad thng, he divided all of our caves, so now I have to live with Oog. it is horrible. He even makes us pay to use lake to drink and wash in. and even to hunt the gigantosaur for food. He make us pay for everything! Government sucks.

No Internet...

If our Internet turned off, my life would become over. I use the Internet for everything, like downloading music and movies to my iPod. Also we would not be able to play computer games or watch television. No news on what is happening and no games to entertain you! That would be horrible! also we would not be able to use the Internet to find out what in the world was happening. Another thing, their would be no facebook, therefore no communication with friends! unless of course you count phones, but i think they would not work if there was no Internet. And the most important thing, no Xbox live!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Air...

If I could make the air have a certain fragrence I would just keep it the same way it is now. I like having a bunch of different fragrences, not just one. And also I like it how all the different fragrences remind me of different things, like smelling a very strong smell of a pencil reminds me of the good times in school. So if I had to choose a fragrence then I would probably choose the smell of a new car, just because it smells good, somewhat and funny.

MouseMail...

I believe that this MouseMail contraption is a very good idea and will be a very good product. It could be very useful for Parents so that they could monitor what their children read and see on their e-mail. Also it would be good for the younger kids so that they do not get stalked by the creepy guy on the corner, and so they do not see inappropriate...things.

disappointment...

the most disappointing present that I have ever gotten was a shirt that I had worn before. Okay so the story is is that I had went to a sleepover the night before my grandmothers birthday breakfast. My mom told me to bring good clothing to the party so we could go straight to the birthday breakfast. I told her that I would, and I forgot. So its the day after the party and my mom picked me up to go to the breakfast. I had no good clothes and my mom got a bit ticked off. We went through the whole car looking for good clothes, but we didn't find anything. so my mom got this horrible looking blue plaid shirt and told me to wear it, so I did. Then its Christmas and in a box I get that same exact shirt from my other grandmother. (not the one who had the birthday breakfast).