the door must be closed...

This door needs to be closed! why is it open! it is not to keep things out, it is used to keep things in... last year, we had a failed expirement, we didnt know at first, but it killed ten of our men, before we contained it. We injected one of the armys soldiers with a serium, it was supposed to make him into a super soldier, but the soldier went to a zombie type state. then we put him into confinement, until you opened the dang door!! now the soldier is going to DESTROY US ALL!!!

flash story idea...

Because of the hype last year about zombies, I think ours should be about aliens! I think that it should start on a farm, with the farmer and friends, and animals surrounding and inspecting a crop circle. then alien spaceships come out of nowhere and beam up their cows! then they land, come out of their spacecraft, and start shooting their Lazar beams. the farmers luckily have a haybail between them and the zombies, and luckily bobby Joe brought along his mega spread shotgun. Them he shoots the aliens dead and jacks their spaceship!

Theres no I in Dream...

Hes falling. Just like in all of his dreams, andrew is falling. Still falling. Oh, well here comes the ground. its made of...Trampolines? well, guess he has to live. Now he is walking. Ha ha, he fell into my trap, no he can not get out. he is in a dark room, he has no idea whats going on. He now sees his friends,and family. Now they are burning to death! Muahahahahah. well now he is sad, he sees his friend in the distance. Every time andrew walks towards his friend, he gets further and further. the person speaking is a dream eater, who snuck into andrews house, and is destroying his dreams! hahahah!

Nonchild...

Today is my first job interview! i am so nervous. I can't even believe i got the opportunity to get this job, what with the economy and all. hello, i am billy smith, I am seven years old and people call me a boy genius. I know all the kinds of etiquette there is, like for eating and wearing a suit and others. I went through college in a year, and before that my schooling only lasted 5 years. I don't have many friends, because they tell me that i need to "act like a kid once in a while," but why act like a kid when you have all this knowledge! oh, who needs friends anyway, I am just happy with myself and who i am, that's all that matters. well, gotta run, time for that interview!

The Clown...

I fear the clown,
The clown makes me frown,
People think its funny,
To them its just like a bunny,
But i screem and yell,
When I hear their bell,
To signal to come outside,
Just to come and terrify.

Clown Car Haiku

The car is so small,
It fits multiple scary clowns,
I fear all of them.

SheepWolf...

Today i am getting revenge. i am getting revenge on the wolf that dressed as a sheep and killed my men, 1 by 1. He killed George, Steven and even general Bob. I have scavenged enough items from my farmers house, and i made a makeshift wolf costume. I am now walking through the wolf infested fields. All of the wolves are waving! my disguise is working! I am up to the head wolf now, I am right behind him, about to strike. I grabbed the pitchfork i brought with me and i stabbed him in the back. I am now the leader of the wolves! I don't want this! so i tore off my costume and all of the wolves feared me! now the wolves fear us, the sheep!

Disaster...

Today, there was an earthquake warning on the radio. I just ignored it because they are always fake. but my theory was wrong. When I went to school everyone was extra tired and seemed to be dragging along. Then, all of a sudden, the whole school shook. Everyone woke up and ran outside. There was a giant gap tthrough the whole courtyard, and went on for what we could see forever. Of course, they let us out of school and everyone, of course got into traffic, but no one fell into the crack, thankfully. I lived across the street, so i went home to see my family. they were all inside watching the television. I asked whats up, and they told me alll about it. "Today, the world will die." I yelled "what?!" they told me all that was happening. they said that because of the date, 2012, the world was ending. I said it was just a joke they were playing on me, so i walked out the door and started falling. I saw a light at the end of this hole, i thought that it was the earths core, but i heard a voice. it was yelling at me to wake up, and the light flashed on and off, then i woke up. "ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!" my mom yelled at me.

No going back...

This isn't much of a story, but it is a story. Its a story about a story. this story consists of two stories, that converge into one complete story. it is a story about a time machine. So this story begins with a man, his name was bob. bob buckham. Ever since he was a child, he dreamed about time machines. he started building one when he was only very little. he found out that that one didn't work, so all through his life, he learned about technology and science. And now, 30 years of hard work has finnaly, maybe payed off. He has now made the perfect time machine. "I now made the perfect time machine!" bob yelled out. Now, to test it. Bob jumped in, forgetting all safty percausions, R.I.P Bob. What bob forgot to add into his time machine was to choose where he wanted to go, so he went all the way back to the volcano in pompai, and we know this because we found his dead body, cremated from the volcano.

Bird Eggs...

One day i was walking down the street and i saw two lonely trees, acros form each other. I saw that there were nests with an egg in each. i also saw a bench near the trees. I sat on the bench and waited. i was waiting for a bird to come by and claim their nest. no bird came. it must have been a couple hours, so i grabbed both the nests and took them home. I took both of the eggs and put them in one of the nests. then i got a tiny sign, and wrote lost and found on it. then i put the sign on the nest and put the whole nest onto one of the trees next to that bench. now they are together.

Hardest thing ever...

My dad is driving me to toys R us. I hope we are getting a good one. of course I am talking about my first bike! it is going to be awesome. We are in the bike section now there are big bikes, small bikes, even tiny bikes you use your hand to ride, like tech decks. I found the one. It is red with yellow and orange neon flames on it! it looks Epic! okay the bike is sitting next to me in the car and i can not wait until i get to ride it. I am at home now, putting my helmet on, i am so excited! I am not excited anymore, i have exactly 3 cuts and they all hurt. I don't want to ride a bike ever again in my whole entire life!

Best Idea...

I believe that an idea that changed the whole, entire world was the thought of war. I want to get a time machine and go back in time, and murder the man who thought of war. War was pretty much the worst invention/thought in the world. Wars are also a big part of the world, the civil war, vietnam, Iraq. Also wars change a lot of things, like our independence from england. And another thing, war is usually the end of arguments, and it usually goes too far.