Wednesday, May 25, 2011

bug memory...

one memory that happened with a bug actually happened yesterday. when i got home from school, i started doing homework on the computer,and my mom was cleaning. she came into the back room, where the computer was, and me. she saw a stinkbug, and she screamed. she ran to get a paper towel to kill it and she got ready to kill it. i was helping by holding open the curtain it was hiding behind, and my mom thrusted her hand at it. the bug flew away, my mom yelled, and fell onto the ground. her leg got stuck in a table stool, and her head hit a table in the room. she thought she almost got a concussion, and i helped her by getting an ice pack, killing the bug, and helping her up. I hat stinkbugs.

Monday, May 23, 2011

furniture...

there is one piece of furniture in my house that has a story behind it. it is a piano that the guy who pays piano at my church plays. His name is Mr. Charnick, to me, and he came and talked to my parents one Sunday. He said that he had a whole piano, and he was willing to give it to us, for free! my brother and sister were both learning how to play, so we accepted, and he brought it to me the next day. it had been payed in our church a lot of times, and it was now it my house. i have payed it many times, and my family is glad to have this piece from our church in our house. the only bad thing is that my mother broke the chair that went with the piano, but now we have a different chair.

Friday, May 20, 2011

worst movie...

the worst movie I have ever seen was all the movies that the mystery science theater 3000 review/ watched. the first of their movies that i saw was a movie with science in it, i forget what the movie was about, but the reviewers were funny in it. I watched it when i went to my friend's house, it was a couple of years ago, and i went over because we wanted to play! He asked me what i wanted to do and i said play a game, so we started playing monopoly, but he didnt have all the properties so we just stopped playing. then we went to watch a movie. I chose the mystery science theater movie because i never saw it before, and it was very funny. ever since then i have seen a couple of them, and all the movies they reviewed were the worst movies ever.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

day in a park...

Life is like a slide. you start off stable on the ground. then you start climbing the ladder. it rising you up in your life, from learning and growing up. you may slip off and then have to start over but then you eventually find yourself at the highest point. The you feel so powerful, higher than everyone else. and then you have a choice. you can go back down the ladder and start over, or you could simply slide down the slide. Thus watching your life fly past you, until finally THUD! Your back to the beginning. down, stable, and back on the ground.

Monday, May 16, 2011

cute but vicious...

something that appears very cute is my sister, but she is very vicious on the inside. her mind is like a ticking bomb, just waiting to explode. she is made to lie about anything, no matter what the consequence, and she is wired to do everything bad, and blame me for it. She screams like a madman, even in public, and it is embarrassing for my whole family, especially my parents. But we love her just the same.

Monday, May 9, 2011

hard to breath...

it was a wonderful day in my neighborhood, the sun was out and burning down on all of us. My neighbor was nice enough to let me swim in their pool, so i did. Later after a little bit of swimming, we stopped to eat. I didnt want to eat anything, so i just went onto their swings. I was swinging pretty high, and i want to jump off, so i did. my foot got stuck on the swing, and i fell right on my chest and something happened with my lungs, and i could breath. I was gasping for m breath, and everyone came to help, and i gained my breath befor i passed out. i dont like those swings anymore.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Haunted House...

the first thing that comes to my mind when someones says haunted house i think of the haunted house at rehobeth beach. I went to the beach all the time, and whenever we went i was too afraid to go on the ride, until someone dragged me onto it. with my little sister, and very young cousin. I was a little scared in the beginning, but t wasn't that bad. but the both of them were yelling and screaming and crying the whole time, i felt bad for them. I can now ride it whenever i want, and it is actually funny now, because of all the horribly made monsters and non-scary things.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Hardest piece...

the hardest thing i probably had to write was the writing piece that we had to write to get into cab, on the spot. We had to write our own twist on a holiday, and when i got there nothing came to mind. it took me at least 10 minutes to think of a decent topic. I wrote about Christmas, and it had aliens in it. it was a horrible story, but i still got into cab for high school, so my portfolio must have made up for it. And i spent the entire time writing, until she said "Stop Writing!" but, thankfully, i was finished.

Monday, May 2, 2011

more time...

if i could have more time with someone in the world i would choose to have more time with my grandfather, my moms dad. He is not dead yet, but he is pretty sick. i dont get to see him much, but the times i do its good to see him. he has memory loss, and he cant drink much, so he forgets that he drank something and then gets agry when he gets yelled at for drinking more. so i would like to spend more time with him.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

scary movie...

the scariest movie that i have ever saw was actually not a movie. it was actually a web series called "Marble hornets," it is about a film that a kid named Alex was making for his school. He dropped the project after acting weird and seeing strange things. we find out that Alex's friend asked Alex for the tapes that Alex took, so Alex gave the clips to him, and the friend finds out the creepy figures were real. then they start following him and he tries to run, but that doesn't help. the creatures are called slenderman and masky, masky is a guy who pops out of nowhere and wears a creepy mask, while a slenderman is a tall skinny creature who wears a suit, lives in the Forrest, and stalks people until he comes to kill them, unless they have $20.00...

Monday, April 11, 2011

project MP4...

the magazines that i may do are
  • cooking
  • gaming
  • kids magazine (nick, disney,etc.)
  • gun magazine
  • paintball magazine
  • car magazine
I am probably going to do the gun magazine and the kid magazine, to show the "variety" of magazines I would "model" for...HAHAHAHA!!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

One of a Kind

"Hey dude, check this out!" my friend said to me. he then proceeded by pulling something out of his pocket. it was a small gem that was connected to a string. he said it was a pendulum, and it was the only of its kind. I pulled one of the same right out of my pocket. He was surprised and a bit astonished. He yelled at me," how did you get that?!" I told him that the store across the street was giving a million of them away. he was very peeved at this fact, because he bought his off of the Internet for $99.99. We both ran across the street to see how many people got them and who was giving them away. We found out that all of them were gone, and the guy who goes by the name Bob was selling burgers and giving a free one of these pendulums to all of his customers, so my friend bought some food and got a free pendulum. he was now the only person in the world with two pendulums!

Monday, April 4, 2011

monument

I would build a monument to the creator of pong. I would make a giant pong game, made out of the controller of pong. I respect that man so much, because he created the most important game of all time, the first! and i believe that everyone should praise him. now with all the war shooting games that are out now. and people still play games that are alike to pong, well now they look all weird with all the colors and music in the background, but they are still the same game. i believe that everyone in the whole world should worship pong and the creator! ALL HAIL PONG!!

Friday, April 1, 2011

value...

something that i had when i was little that i would die for was my pacifiers. i had a lot, and remember this was when I was 3-5 years old, i brought them everywhere. in the house, in the car, even at a restaurant and my grandparents. i had them in my mouth all the time. they aren't worth anything now, mostly because my mom cut them up and threw them away. also i still have bits of my blankets that i kept since i was a baby, but those only have sentimental value, to me.

Monday, March 28, 2011

the door must be closed...

This door needs to be closed! why is it open! it is not to keep things out, it is used to keep things in... last year, we had a failed expirement, we didnt know at first, but it killed ten of our men, before we contained it. We injected one of the armys soldiers with a serium, it was supposed to make him into a super soldier, but the soldier went to a zombie type state. then we put him into confinement, until you opened the dang door!! now the soldier is going to DESTROY US ALL!!!

Friday, March 25, 2011

flash story idea...

Because of the hype last year about zombies, I think ours should be about aliens! I think that it should start on a farm, with the farmer and friends, and animals surrounding and inspecting a crop circle. then alien spaceships come out of nowhere and beam up their cows! then they land, come out of their spacecraft, and start shooting their Lazar beams. the farmers luckily have a haybail between them and the zombies, and luckily bobby Joe brought along his mega spread shotgun. Them he shoots the aliens dead and jacks their spaceship!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Theres no I in Dream...

Hes falling. Just like in all of his dreams, andrew is falling. Still falling. Oh, well here comes the ground. its made of...Trampolines? well, guess he has to live. Now he is walking. Ha ha, he fell into my trap, no he can not get out. he is in a dark room, he has no idea whats going on. He now sees his friends,and family. Now they are burning to death! Muahahahahah. well now he is sad, he sees his friend in the distance. Every time andrew walks towards his friend, he gets further and further. the person speaking is a dream eater, who snuck into andrews house, and is destroying his dreams! hahahah!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Nonchild...

Today is my first job interview! i am so nervous. I can't even believe i got the opportunity to get this job, what with the economy and all. hello, i am billy smith, I am seven years old and people call me a boy genius. I know all the kinds of etiquette there is, like for eating and wearing a suit and others. I went through college in a year, and before that my schooling only lasted 5 years. I don't have many friends, because they tell me that i need to "act like a kid once in a while," but why act like a kid when you have all this knowledge! oh, who needs friends anyway, I am just happy with myself and who i am, that's all that matters. well, gotta run, time for that interview!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Clown...

I fear the clown,
The clown makes me frown,
People think its funny,
To them its just like a bunny,
But i screem and yell,
When I hear their bell,
To signal to come outside,
Just to come and terrify.

Clown Car Haiku

The car is so small,
It fits multiple scary clowns,
I fear all of them.

Monday, March 14, 2011

SheepWolf...

Today i am getting revenge. i am getting revenge on the wolf that dressed as a sheep and killed my men, 1 by 1. He killed George, Steven and even general Bob. I have scavenged enough items from my farmers house, and i made a makeshift wolf costume. I am now walking through the wolf infested fields. All of the wolves are waving! my disguise is working! I am up to the head wolf now, I am right behind him, about to strike. I grabbed the pitchfork i brought with me and i stabbed him in the back. I am now the leader of the wolves! I don't want this! so i tore off my costume and all of the wolves feared me! now the wolves fear us, the sheep!