family member...

If I could be any of my family members for a day because of magic powers, then I guess I would be my brother. I would be him because i would want to actually see how hard his classes in school are, because he always complains about them. Also because I would want to see his friends, because he hates it when i talk to them. Oh and also to use his ipod, he doesn't let me touch it.

Swing...

Hello, I am a swing, and my name is Jeffery. I believe that I have the worst life of any inanimate object in the whole, entire world. I mean I have spent my whole life, chained and hung from a stupid, old, rusty bar next to a stupid slide that thinks hes cooler than me. While I stay here, just swinging in the wind, I wait for all of these kids to come by and lay their dang butts on my face. It's horrible....HORRIBLE!! And sometimes the kids stay on me all day. But I do enjoy, however, the fact that whenever a strong breeze comes out I swing in my own rhythm, and seem just, calm. But whenever I am not being swung on by a kid, there is a bird taking a crap on me! it's a horrible life.

Hobby...

"Hi i'm Bob, Hi i'm Bob, Hi i'm Bob, Hi i'm Bob!" Yes, that is Bob, I dispise him. Very much. He is very annoying, and he has the worst hobby in the whole world. It is stamp collecting. My mom made me become friends with him. First off, my family and I have been living in this neighborhood for a long time. And then Bob and his family moved in. One day Bob was spining in a circle, like usual, and yelling his name over and over and over again. My mo then told me to approach him, so i did, and he said "hi, i'm Bob!" I said "yeah, I know..." Bob proceeded and said "I collect stamps, I like the taste of them, and I lick them all day, everyday!" He then brought me into his house and showed me all of the stamps that he had collected. they were already covering his whole room, and its only been one day since they moved in! He told me that he would cover my room too, I said no thanks and ran home. The next day, I woke up to my whole room being covered in stamps.

Funny Anger...

I have done many funny things, but people usually do not get angry over it. But there were a couple of times when my mom got angry over it. Like this one time, actually a couple of days ago, i asked my mom if she wanted to see an optical illusion. She said sure so i told her to put her pointer fingers out and to slowly move them towards each other, while looking at them. So she did, and when they were next to each other, i grabbed them and hit her forehead, it was a light hit though. she fell backwards onto the wall, and she got angry at me, but everyone else was laughing.

Independance...

I have felt independent many times before, but there is one time that i felt it for the first time. I was about five to seven years old and I was in my house. I was home alone with my older brother and my little baby sister. We were home alone because my dad was at work and my mom went to the grocery store. I was in my back den, playing Lego star wars on my PlayStation 2. My brother was with me, watching, and my sister was in a high chair watching television. I was just about to beat a very hard level when, all of a sudden, the power went out. I was partially Pissed because I didn't beat the level, But i was also scared of what might have happened. It was very dark outside at the time, and we were in a rainstorm, but my brother and I didn't care about that, we just wanted our mom. We all went in the basement, with our sister, and we somewhat bordered up the door (with plastic containers of course). We were down there with a phone, a couple snacks, and ourselves. We waited down there for a while, just waiting for our mom, when we heard the door open, and the power come back on. It was our mother. We went upstairs and had a good family dinner. And later on, I beat that level.

Best friend...

I have been taught many things from my Friends, like how to make a fart noise with my armpit, and how to play a certain video game. But by far the best thing that I have ever learned from a friend was how to use YouTube. I go on YouTube almost everyday, and my friend, Zachary, taught me about it. And you can find anything and everything on that website. And you can make an account and make your own videos and that is why it is awesome.

Movie...

There are many good movies based on books, like harry potter and lord of the rings. But there are some books and comics that haven't been made into movies. One example is the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. I know that there was a British TV show for it and a movie summarizing the whole premise, but they did not cover everything in the books. And i believe that they should make a movie for each book. There for there would be 5 different books, for the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the restaurant at the end of the universe, life the universe and everything, so long and thanks for all the fish, and mostly harmless.

Nursery Rhyme...

"Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick!"
My friends name is Jack, and we do our Shenanigans together. Sometimes we go a little too far, Just like this time. I was Yelling that at the beginning of this story because I was telling Jack  to run Quick, Like in the nursery rhyme because he was running away from the cops.

I have a good explanation to this madness. Today we planned a very funny and harmless prank, as we thought. So what we were going to was put a trail of Gasoline around our enemy, Joe's, Truck. We were then going to set the gas on fire and it would look like his truck was on fire, while it was not. We then set up for the prank and rang his doorbell, ran behind the bush near his house, and set the gas on fire. Joe walked outside to see his truck on "fire" and then, all of a sudden, his Car blew up and he called the Fuzz. I turned myself in and I told Jack "Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick" and he ran.