Comedy...

Hello, I am Dr. Obvious. which is my last name. I work at a doctors office, and take peoples problems and points them out to them. One day a somebody came in with a banana in his ear. He came up to me and asked "whats wrong with me?" I said "you're eating wrong." The next day someone came in and had a bullet in their stomach. I asked them "Did you go to a bar?" he asked "why?" and I said "because it looks like you got a shot." Then the final day, before I got fired for first degree murder for that last guy, a girl came in and said that she needed staples for a cut on her, and asked "what, did you run out of tape?"

sounds...

Crrreeeeaaaakkkkk.... I heard as I was at home, alone. I was downstairs, and I kept hearing that noise upstairs. My mother, sister,and father had went to a band thing for my brother. So I was all alone. I was hearing this noise and I was certain that someone was upstairs. I went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife, I was violent at the time, and I slowly walked upstairs. when i was up stairs i followed the noise into my parents closet, which is very large. I searched and I found the source of the noise, it was my dog. Then, I heard a noise downstairs. KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK...

Space-Time Cloak...

Today I was hanging out with my friend while I was wearing a new cloak my grandmother gave me for my birthday. I bet him 20 dollars that I would beat him in a race. He accepted, because he thought that he would beat me. We both put twenty bucks on a table. We got our other friend to start the race. We all got lined up and got ready for the race. "3...2...1...GOOOOOO!!!!" shouted my friend. I stated running and I finally got to the finish line. when I was at the finish line I saw my friend still running to the end. I thought it was a joke but he excepted defeat, and gave me his money. I made a conclusion, I was wearing a magic cloak!

Electric Eyes...

When I was young I got shot. I got shot in both of my eyes. I could still see, But I lost all color except black and white. I went to the hospital and they gave me special glasses and replaced my eyes where the bullets went in. I needed to keep the glasses on, because the doctor said that something bad happens when I take them off. All of my life, I thought about what would happen. When I got to being 18, I got my friends to watch as I took off my glasses. Before I did though I focused on a can of soda. As my friends said, when I took off my glasses, the soda can blew up with a red flash. But I had fainted after I took off my glasses. I woke up in the hospital, the doctor said to never take the glasses off again.

When I got home I took them off every night so I fainted at night time. I then trained myself of how to contain/ control how to use the 'lasers' and not faint. so I used my eyes for good, and sometimes fun.

fortune telling...

One day I was talking to my friend, George, and he told me about this psychic that actually works. He said that she told him that he would find true love, and he got a girl the next day. I said okay, and i went down to the psychic. I entered the door with a palm on it and I smelled the horrible smell of Gypsies and other smelly aromas. I sat down and the psychic grabed my hand. She told me that i would wake up the next morning with a chicken, a knife, and 100 rupees. I spent the whole rest of the day thinking about what that woman said. I went to sleep that night not knowing what was going to happen the next day. I woke up and I noticed there was a baked chicken, with a knife in it, and a hundred rupees. I put everything in my car and did what i usually do everyday. I went to get breakfast at wawa and there was a guy with a sign. The sign said "i need a chicken, 100 rupees and a knife." I stopped my car and gave the man my things. He handed me a wallent full of money. I said thanks, and went on my way.

Broken... MP2!!! #1

When I was around ten years old, my brother and I got motor scooters for Christmas. We rode them every day, and they only took about ten minutes to fully charge when they got low on power. We rode them all day, every day. One day i got envious of my brothers scooter, because it had a seat while mine did not. When my brother went inside I ran into the dark, cold garage and grabbed his scooter from the dark abyss. I ran outside and I rode it all around the neighborhood. I then tried putting my foot on the front wheel, and it made a funny noise, so I kept doing it when my foot got stuck between the metal and the wheel. The scooter flipped, and threw me on the ground. I was fine but the scooter was a bit broken. My brother never forgave me for it.

Game Show...

If my life was a T.V game show, then it would be called "what happens next?" What happens is that there are three people and a host. there is also a large T.V and the host shows the contestants a video clip of my life, and there are 4 multiple choice answers and one of them are correct, and the 3 contestants are relatives or friends of me and they work together to answer the questions. And each time they get one right they move closer to the prize, but when they get one wrong they move back. And the prize would be something from a car to 10,000 dollars.