Comedy...

Hello, I am Dr. Obvious. which is my last name. I work at a doctors office, and take peoples problems and points them out to them. One day a somebody came in with a banana in his ear. He came up to me and asked "whats wrong with me?" I said "you're eating wrong." The next day someone came in and had a bullet in their stomach. I asked them "Did you go to a bar?" he asked "why?" and I said "because it looks like you got a shot." Then the final day, before I got fired for first degree murder for that last guy, a girl came in and said that she needed staples for a cut on her, and asked "what, did you run out of tape?"