Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Worst Case Scenario...

Today, I learned about some very tragic news. We just found out that the Space Shuttle that went to the moon in this past week has malfunctioned, leaving the Brave men stranded on the moon. They risked their own lives, going to the moon, all for the sake of new scientific discoveries. We are telling them to take the pills that we gave them at the beginning of this mission, which are in fact arsenic, so that they die a painless death. They told us how they tried and tried to get the shuttle to move, but it would not budge. We will remember these brave, adventurous men, and we will make this a day to mourn about their tragic deaths.

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