Talent...

If I could have a talent I would chose to have the talent of "non-procrastination, which is to not procrastinate. I always procrastinate in almost all of my projects and I do good in them, but I could do better. Also I do work good under pressure, but it would be better if I had the ability to spread out the work over the time that I have to do it rather than do it last minute.

Five Senses...

One store that I go to pretty much every week is BJ's. Whenever I go I smell produce and meats and cheeses from the produce section. Also I taste all of the free samples of the foods that they have. And I feel all of the foods and clothes that they have throughout the store. And I see all of the different people in the store, and the bread in the bakery cooking freshly. And I hear all of the cashiers cha chinging.

Worst Case Scenario...

Today, I learned about some very tragic news. We just found out that the Space Shuttle that went to the moon in this past week has malfunctioned, leaving the Brave men stranded on the moon. They risked their own lives, going to the moon, all for the sake of new scientific discoveries. We are telling them to take the pills that we gave them at the beginning of this mission, which are in fact arsenic, so that they die a painless death. They told us how they tried and tried to get the shuttle to move, but it would not budge. We will remember these brave, adventurous men, and we will make this a day to mourn about their tragic deaths.

Animal...

Shoooommmmm. My ship landed. I landed on a deserted planet. I shall call it XZ9001, After the famous XZ9000. I see a cave, I shall explore it. When I walked by it, I saw a giant wagging tail, that remined me of a Lions tail. I stepped on a rock and it cracked, The, thing, came rushing out, scared and a bit conserned. I now got a whole depiction of the animal. It had a lions tail, a sharks mouth, and a cheetahs body. It was a good thing I brought my pocket hoverboard (tested as fast as a cheetah!) I started towards my ship, But the Sharcheion (what I called it) Started chasing me. I kept riding in a circle until my HoverBoard ran out of battery (I forgot to charge it last night. I ran to the door of my ship, and my door would not open. I pressed my back against the door and slitd to the ground. I am Fudged. The Sharcheion came in front of me, and stood there, staring. I yelled "Just get it over with!" and it still just stood there, It started running towards me , I closed my eyes and yelled, But it cuddled against me, Its a friendly creature.

Attitude Change...

I used to hate salad. But now I love it. My mother used to give my just plain salad without any dressing and with a bunch of tomatoes and other things. And then one time my mom got a cesar salad and gave me some and I loved it. I now get it with almost every dinner that I get and I love to get chicken cesar salads and chicken cesar wraps. they are delicious!

Flood...

Right now I am on a boat, a large boat. More like an arc. Today started off as a normal day, raining like usual, and it was raining only a little bit. I went to school and went through the normal day,until I got to my fourth class. In this class we do our class work while looking out large windows. It started pouring outside. My teacher rushed us outside and to the football feild. Out there was a very large boat thing made of wood. The custodians were putting the finishing touches on it and the rest of the school was already on the boat. And so was the whole state of delaware. It turns out that all of the fund raisers that we have been doing for the past three years were all for this, and the school made this arc using the money made from them. Oh and the whole country set up a large moat around the whole state of delaware to keep and contain the flood in the second smallest state of the USA. I just didn't know about it.

Comedy...

Hello, I am Dr. Obvious. which is my last name. I work at a doctors office, and take peoples problems and points them out to them. One day a somebody came in with a banana in his ear. He came up to me and asked "whats wrong with me?" I said "you're eating wrong." The next day someone came in and had a bullet in their stomach. I asked them "Did you go to a bar?" he asked "why?" and I said "because it looks like you got a shot." Then the final day, before I got fired for first degree murder for that last guy, a girl came in and said that she needed staples for a cut on her, and asked "what, did you run out of tape?"

sounds...

Crrreeeeaaaakkkkk.... I heard as I was at home, alone. I was downstairs, and I kept hearing that noise upstairs. My mother, sister,and father had went to a band thing for my brother. So I was all alone. I was hearing this noise and I was certain that someone was upstairs. I went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife, I was violent at the time, and I slowly walked upstairs. when i was up stairs i followed the noise into my parents closet, which is very large. I searched and I found the source of the noise, it was my dog. Then, I heard a noise downstairs. KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK...

Space-Time Cloak...

Today I was hanging out with my friend while I was wearing a new cloak my grandmother gave me for my birthday. I bet him 20 dollars that I would beat him in a race. He accepted, because he thought that he would beat me. We both put twenty bucks on a table. We got our other friend to start the race. We all got lined up and got ready for the race. "3...2...1...GOOOOOO!!!!" shouted my friend. I stated running and I finally got to the finish line. when I was at the finish line I saw my friend still running to the end. I thought it was a joke but he excepted defeat, and gave me his money. I made a conclusion, I was wearing a magic cloak!

Electric Eyes...

When I was young I got shot. I got shot in both of my eyes. I could still see, But I lost all color except black and white. I went to the hospital and they gave me special glasses and replaced my eyes where the bullets went in. I needed to keep the glasses on, because the doctor said that something bad happens when I take them off. All of my life, I thought about what would happen. When I got to being 18, I got my friends to watch as I took off my glasses. Before I did though I focused on a can of soda. As my friends said, when I took off my glasses, the soda can blew up with a red flash. But I had fainted after I took off my glasses. I woke up in the hospital, the doctor said to never take the glasses off again.

When I got home I took them off every night so I fainted at night time. I then trained myself of how to contain/ control how to use the 'lasers' and not faint. so I used my eyes for good, and sometimes fun.

fortune telling...

One day I was talking to my friend, George, and he told me about this psychic that actually works. He said that she told him that he would find true love, and he got a girl the next day. I said okay, and i went down to the psychic. I entered the door with a palm on it and I smelled the horrible smell of Gypsies and other smelly aromas. I sat down and the psychic grabed my hand. She told me that i would wake up the next morning with a chicken, a knife, and 100 rupees. I spent the whole rest of the day thinking about what that woman said. I went to sleep that night not knowing what was going to happen the next day. I woke up and I noticed there was a baked chicken, with a knife in it, and a hundred rupees. I put everything in my car and did what i usually do everyday. I went to get breakfast at wawa and there was a guy with a sign. The sign said "i need a chicken, 100 rupees and a knife." I stopped my car and gave the man my things. He handed me a wallent full of money. I said thanks, and went on my way.

Broken... MP2!!! #1

When I was around ten years old, my brother and I got motor scooters for Christmas. We rode them every day, and they only took about ten minutes to fully charge when they got low on power. We rode them all day, every day. One day i got envious of my brothers scooter, because it had a seat while mine did not. When my brother went inside I ran into the dark, cold garage and grabbed his scooter from the dark abyss. I ran outside and I rode it all around the neighborhood. I then tried putting my foot on the front wheel, and it made a funny noise, so I kept doing it when my foot got stuck between the metal and the wheel. The scooter flipped, and threw me on the ground. I was fine but the scooter was a bit broken. My brother never forgave me for it.

Game Show...

If my life was a T.V game show, then it would be called "what happens next?" What happens is that there are three people and a host. there is also a large T.V and the host shows the contestants a video clip of my life, and there are 4 multiple choice answers and one of them are correct, and the 3 contestants are relatives or friends of me and they work together to answer the questions. And each time they get one right they move closer to the prize, but when they get one wrong they move back. And the prize would be something from a car to 10,000 dollars.

family member...

If I could be any of my family members for a day because of magic powers, then I guess I would be my brother. I would be him because i would want to actually see how hard his classes in school are, because he always complains about them. Also because I would want to see his friends, because he hates it when i talk to them. Oh and also to use his ipod, he doesn't let me touch it.

Swing...

Hello, I am a swing, and my name is Jeffery. I believe that I have the worst life of any inanimate object in the whole, entire world. I mean I have spent my whole life, chained and hung from a stupid, old, rusty bar next to a stupid slide that thinks hes cooler than me. While I stay here, just swinging in the wind, I wait for all of these kids to come by and lay their dang butts on my face. It's horrible....HORRIBLE!! And sometimes the kids stay on me all day. But I do enjoy, however, the fact that whenever a strong breeze comes out I swing in my own rhythm, and seem just, calm. But whenever I am not being swung on by a kid, there is a bird taking a crap on me! it's a horrible life.

Hobby...

"Hi i'm Bob, Hi i'm Bob, Hi i'm Bob, Hi i'm Bob!" Yes, that is Bob, I dispise him. Very much. He is very annoying, and he has the worst hobby in the whole world. It is stamp collecting. My mom made me become friends with him. First off, my family and I have been living in this neighborhood for a long time. And then Bob and his family moved in. One day Bob was spining in a circle, like usual, and yelling his name over and over and over again. My mo then told me to approach him, so i did, and he said "hi, i'm Bob!" I said "yeah, I know..." Bob proceeded and said "I collect stamps, I like the taste of them, and I lick them all day, everyday!" He then brought me into his house and showed me all of the stamps that he had collected. they were already covering his whole room, and its only been one day since they moved in! He told me that he would cover my room too, I said no thanks and ran home. The next day, I woke up to my whole room being covered in stamps.

Funny Anger...

I have done many funny things, but people usually do not get angry over it. But there were a couple of times when my mom got angry over it. Like this one time, actually a couple of days ago, i asked my mom if she wanted to see an optical illusion. She said sure so i told her to put her pointer fingers out and to slowly move them towards each other, while looking at them. So she did, and when they were next to each other, i grabbed them and hit her forehead, it was a light hit though. she fell backwards onto the wall, and she got angry at me, but everyone else was laughing.

Independance...

I have felt independent many times before, but there is one time that i felt it for the first time. I was about five to seven years old and I was in my house. I was home alone with my older brother and my little baby sister. We were home alone because my dad was at work and my mom went to the grocery store. I was in my back den, playing Lego star wars on my PlayStation 2. My brother was with me, watching, and my sister was in a high chair watching television. I was just about to beat a very hard level when, all of a sudden, the power went out. I was partially Pissed because I didn't beat the level, But i was also scared of what might have happened. It was very dark outside at the time, and we were in a rainstorm, but my brother and I didn't care about that, we just wanted our mom. We all went in the basement, with our sister, and we somewhat bordered up the door (with plastic containers of course). We were down there with a phone, a couple snacks, and ourselves. We waited down there for a while, just waiting for our mom, when we heard the door open, and the power come back on. It was our mother. We went upstairs and had a good family dinner. And later on, I beat that level.

Best friend...

I have been taught many things from my Friends, like how to make a fart noise with my armpit, and how to play a certain video game. But by far the best thing that I have ever learned from a friend was how to use YouTube. I go on YouTube almost everyday, and my friend, Zachary, taught me about it. And you can find anything and everything on that website. And you can make an account and make your own videos and that is why it is awesome.

Movie...

There are many good movies based on books, like harry potter and lord of the rings. But there are some books and comics that haven't been made into movies. One example is the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. I know that there was a British TV show for it and a movie summarizing the whole premise, but they did not cover everything in the books. And i believe that they should make a movie for each book. There for there would be 5 different books, for the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the restaurant at the end of the universe, life the universe and everything, so long and thanks for all the fish, and mostly harmless.

Nursery Rhyme...

"Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick!"
My friends name is Jack, and we do our Shenanigans together. Sometimes we go a little too far, Just like this time. I was Yelling that at the beginning of this story because I was telling Jack  to run Quick, Like in the nursery rhyme because he was running away from the cops.

I have a good explanation to this madness. Today we planned a very funny and harmless prank, as we thought. So what we were going to was put a trail of Gasoline around our enemy, Joe's, Truck. We were then going to set the gas on fire and it would look like his truck was on fire, while it was not. We then set up for the prank and rang his doorbell, ran behind the bush near his house, and set the gas on fire. Joe walked outside to see his truck on "fire" and then, all of a sudden, his Car blew up and he called the Fuzz. I turned myself in and I told Jack "Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick" and he ran.

Favorite thing about me...

There are many things that I like about myself. Like how I have a pretty big house and I have a lot of cool technology like a laptop, Ipod, cell phone, desktop computer, and a bunch of video games. Also my family is rich somewhat and we have a boat and camper. Also we have 5 cars (3 are currently working). And we go on many trips together like to North Carolina, and  Tennessee, and other places on the East coast. We also go to a theme park at least three times every year, be it Disney world or Hershey park. We always have fun together. And I Know a lot about technology. That's what I like about me.

Favorite piece of clothing...

My favorite shirt is a Hershey's chocolate shirt
I got it along with a matching hat,
whilst in Hershey park.
I wore them both,
that whole week.
Then we started on our journey home.
On the way we stopped at Dutch wonderland
I was still wearing the Hershey clothes
I walked to the swing ride
and I got the man working at the ride to hold my hat
Then I left the ride
I went the whole day,
without that hat
I saw my parents,
they then asked
"wheres your Hershey hat?"
I just remembered I left it at the swing ride
I ran to the ride,
And the man did not have the hat
That shirt reminds me of that time

I used to think...

I used to think that sonic was the best hedgehog that ever lived, and still is. I used to think spiderman was the best superhero ever. I went to paramount studios with my uncle who was into superheros and we both got a spiderman facepaint. I used to think that my NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) was the best technology ever. And then I got my PS2 (Playstation 2) And that just blew my mind. I used to think that a carnival was the best thing for rides, then we went to Disney world. And that was Amazing!

Leak...

Today i am going on the lake, its a very nice day. Not too hot, not too cold. Also theres not too much sun so I am not squinting. Anyway, I brought my fishing rod so I can try and catch one of the rare pahranahs in the water. well time to go.
So I went and got bait and I am taking my boat out now. I'm really excited, it's so nice out. I am now in the middle of the lake. The water is so flat. Well time to start fishing..."oh Crap! theres a hole in my boat!" I didn't even notice! Well its a good thing i brought my trusty Billy Mays Mighty Putty!

The future...

I believe that the future holds many things. Like flying cars, mega death lazers, and the new black plague. But that's all in the future. There is one thing that i am looking forward more than anything else, and that's the zombie Apocalypse. I know that there is a group in California that is practicing for the zombie Apocalypse, and when i get a little older and can drive, i will go and join them in practice. I've always wanted to wield a shotgun, and shooting a zombies head off will be very satisfying. Also there will probably be an iPhone 24 by then and i probably still wont have one.

stupid things...

I have bought many, many stupid things in my life span on earth. but there are some that are stupider than the others. A lot of times at carnivals or theme parks i am always tempted to buy a good, tastey treat. But not just any snack, a giant rainbow lollipop. And i always get it, but never finish it. Also I bought a stupid Jobba the Hutt action figure for $10!! I mean thats probably the stupidest thing i have ever bought.

Remembrance...

Remembrance, it is very important. Every one wants to be remembered for something. Like a good signer, a good dancer, an author. But for me, i don't have much to be remembered for or anything that i want to be remembered for. I just want to be remembered as "that one funny kid in math" or "Andrew the person." I just want to be remembered by my friends and family, not as a random celebrity, but as a family member, or a good friend.

Create, Destroy, So many decisions...

Today my friend granted me a surprise party, in my back yard. She got everything set up, streamers, tables, food, even the people. And she set it all up while i was at work. I had no idea that she was setting up and having a surprise party.

I was driving home on my birthday day and when i got home i heard a noise. I was a little suspicious and scared. I had just watched Sean of the dead a day before so i thought that it was the zombie Apocalypse. So i went in my house and got my emergency cricket bat and i walked into my back yard and i saw a bunch of my family members and friends and i thought that they all turned against me as zombies. So i swung my bat and missed the host of the party and hit the cake that she baked for me. And then i found out they weren't zombies.

From that day forward I was not afraid of a zombie Apocalypse.

The Call...

"Hello?" my old friend, Steven, was calling me, "Hey Andrew, wake up! its urgent!" By the way, it was 2:00 in the morning,but anyway, i asked him what was up and he said "Dude! you have to come to my house! and really quick!" So i said fine and got dressed, ate a bagel, and rode my bike to his house.

Time to explain. The person who called was my friend, Steven. I haven't seen him for two years. I met him at my elementary school, and we played soccer together. I haven't talked to him for 2 years.

Now back to the story, so i rode my bike to his house, because he lives up the street from me. I got to his house and the door was unlocked. So i entered and found him in the basement and he told me that he could not feel his legs. i asked him if they were asleep and he walked around and found out that they were just asleep.

Fear...

I've got a confession, i am afraid of death. I've never experienced it, thank God, but i am afraid of it. But I have been close to it before. Like this one time i was in a car with my mom driving and me and my siblings were sitting in the back seats. Oh and i clearly remember that we were watching Finding Nemo. But anyway, we were driving home from my moms friends house and my mom sort of forgot the way home. While driving down the dark road in a minivan, my mom got a little nervous. We were driving next to a cornfield. Then, out of nowhere, a deer ran out in front of the van, my mom swerved into the cornfield, we hit a wood pole, and then almost flipped back onto the road. It was scary. Oh and by the way i was eight when it happened.

I am also afraid of family members dieing. Like my siblings and parents, aunts uncles, and anyone else related to me. There has only been one person in my family that i new that died. And that was my last great uncle and most favorite great uncle, uncle Richard. He had been in a hospital for a long time, about a year, before he died. He was hospitalized because he was an avid smoker, and i think he had a type of cancer. Oh and he died at the worst time, when i was on vacation. I had been in Florida or Canada, I can't remember. But we didn't find out until we got back.

That is all that i am afraid of, other than being in complete darkness outside, but most everyone is afraid of that. And that's all i have to say in this journal/blog type thing. See ya next time.